[Editor’s note: Please be warned, multiple f-bombs are about to be dropped.]
[Editor’s 2nd note: This is a post by Mi.Vida in response to the comments on last Friday’s post.]
Dear internet weirdos,
First off, what the fuck? What the fuck are you all doing here, on my partner’s personal blog, when you could be offering your dumb empathy-free opinions in one of the more traditionally accepted fora for saying dumb stuff, like Twitter or Facebook? Seriously, go offer unsolicited, unhelpful opinions over there, not here. You haven’t earned the right.
Second off, your judgments aren’t just judgey (cue one of these idiots pointing out that that is not a word, YES I KNOW YOU HUMORLESS ROBOTS), but they’re totally off base. I am not miserable. Neither is Esperanza. I AM IN A BETTER POSITION TO KNOW THIS THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM ME AND YOUR ARE JUST SOMEONE WHO ONCE READ SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET. I am hoping that my aggressive, decreasingly-effective use of Caps Lock will turn you off to reading anything on here ever again.
Seriously, I’m not asking you nicely. Go the fuck away, with your condescending international comparisons that have nothing to do with anything, and your “just suck it up and get better but also here are a whole bunch of putdowns.” Instead of spending your time here, wasting all of our time and making E feel like shit on a project that is a labor of love that you have not earned the right to insult, go do something positive. If you really feel like this space is just a pit of negativity, rather than a place to work some shit out amongst supportive friends, just go live a really positive life. Instead of visiting this blog, go do some charity work, reach out to an old friend, hell, just read a book (which will have the added benefit of you not talking to anyone, which would spare everyone some grief). In other words, I encourage you to live your truth, and also go fucking fuck yourselves the fuck away from here and don’t ever come back.
Oh, but thank you for the page views. Always nice to see traffic spikes on E’s site.