How Hard Can It Be?
“Just a gentle reminder to make your appointment today. Love you.”
I’ve been sending Mi.Vida that text for FOUR DAYS.
I think you can probably guess whether or not he has a urology appointment scheduled yet.
I get that he’s busy. I get that this is not high on his priority list. I get that scheduling an appointment during which his wang will be closely scrutinized is not appealing.
I get all this.
But come-the-fuck-on. Just make the appointment already! How hard can it be?!
We got his results back two days after Christmas. His doctor was on vacation until a week after New Years. I asked him to request the referral from another doctor at the practice. He did not.
Once the doctor was back it took another week for his insurance to process the request for the referral.
And now it will have been over a week (he was informed the referral had one through last Thursday) before he makes the appointment. I just want to move forward on this shit. Who knows how long he’ll have to wait for the next available opening!
If you hear a distant thud, akin to a canon being fired, at closing of business tomorrow, don’t fret, it will just be the sound of my head exploding when I find out Mi.Vida failed to make his appointment for a fifth day in a row.
And gawd help us all if he does.